Sunday, May 4, 2008

Horror Movie Bitches

I define "Horror Movie Bitch" as the whiny shit-faced bitch in every horror movie that wants to bitch and cry all the time instead of running away. Anytime somebody comes up with a decent plan they always scream "Noo!!" Like they want to sit there and get slaughtered instead.

Then they hesitate to run away or make a loud noise when all of their friends are in hiding, causing all of their friends to be killed. If the bitch is ever lucky enough to make it to the end, they die at the beginning of the sequel. What's the damn point? I say, toss the whiny bitch to the demon at the beginning and everyone else will have a decent chance to escape.

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