Monday, December 3, 2007

Greetings, Bitch!

I've thought of a new way to greet customers.

Have a bouncer stand at the door and as they walk in, bitch-slap them one by one. "Greetings, bitch! Welcome to ___________. You'll sit where we tell you. Keep in line or you'll be seeing me again.

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